my lao jie send me this super cold jokes sia
== Ah Mei's dad has 7 wives. The 5th and 7th are Africans. Guess ---> Chinese idiom.
ANS : Wu Qi Ma Hei
== There's a party in the forest. Who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
ANS : GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao
== Ah bao was murdered! However, the police quickly found the killer.>Who was it?
ANS: Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao
== Xiao Bai and Da Bai are bros. As Xiao Bai grows older, he looks more >and more like his bro. Guess a Chinese idiom.
ANS : Zhen Xiang Da Bai
== Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong. Who will win first ??
ANS : Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian
== What's the panda's 3 biggest wishes?
ANS: Get rid of dark eyes ring
Taking colour photo
Wanna know whether he is bear or cat (xiong mao)?
== Who will pick up the dumpling (ba zhang) on the floor ?
ANS: Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
== There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil>got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
ANS: The one without the rubber
== Xiao Ming drinks milk to grow up. What does Da Ming drink?
ANS: Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
== Which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest?
ANS: "Lux" Super Rich
== What did Batman say when he fell down?
ANS: Painful Sia... (Bian fu sia)
